Here are the Top 10 Terrible Baby Names

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Naming a baby is an important and daunting task for any parent, as an incorrect choice can have lifelong consequences. There are a lot of 'terrible' baby names out there, but, thankfully, "Man vs. Child: One Dad's Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting" is here to help you make the right decision. This book covers everything from creative inspiration and the societal implications of certain names to the probable reaction of other children and grandparents.

The classic story collection, "The Year Without a Santa Claus," features one of the most notoriously terrible baby names - Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Fortunately, some of the other characters featured have better names like Rudolph and Shiny, which could still be a fun name for a baby today. Slightly worse is the title character of "Broken Love Killer Book," though an even more regrettable choice would be "Die Me River."

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Ultimately, parents need to ensure that, when naming their baby, they don’t fall into the trap of choosing some terrible name they will always regret. Many stories and books can offer up vast amounts of creative inspiration, but by consulting a helpful guide like “Man vs. Child: One Dad's Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting," parents can ensure that they don't end up making a bad decision they'll regret in years to come.